Lill: What event are you watching?
Jill: Equestrian team jumping.
Lill: *Yawn* Oh right, horses…a sport geared primarily towards the rich and unattractive.
Jill: Not true – only several weeks ago did the very attractive Johnny Depp give his rumored and equally attractive mistress Amber Heard a horse.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Which begs the question why she’d rather have a horse when she can ride Johnny…
Jill: Now that’s a sport I’d gladly train for.
Posted by Lill and Jill on August 6, 2012 in Boys, What are you watching? and tagged Amber Heard, Boys, Chick-lit, Equestrian, Humor, Humour, Johnny Depp, olympic event, Olympics, Team jumping.
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We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.
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teehee! Thanks for the mental image that’s going to stick with me all day. Oh Johnny *swoon*
Agreed – a most welcome distraction :-D…L
me too, where is the queue me begs first “ride”
Granted!…L
🙂
Save a horse – ride an actor.
LOL – I died 😀
Brilliant campaign, sign me up…L