Jill: I think I’m the Lizzie and you’re the Jane.
Lill: Hells no! I’m clearly the wittier one, plus you’re hotter.
Jill: Fine, then I get to be Cathy.
Lill: Pfff…no way am I letting you have Heathcliff.
Jill: Well you can’t have Mr. Darcy and Heathcliff.
Lill: K, what if i give you Captain Wentworth AND Bingley and you can have Darcy every other weekend?