Jill: I had that dream again last night.

Lill: The one where ‘N Sync reunite and invite you to tour with them across Europe?

Jill: No, the one where Brad leaves Angelina and whisks me away to George Clooney’s Italian villa.

Lill: Right, what happened this time?

Jill: We frolicked naked through an olive grove and fed each other sweet oranges.

Lill: Sounds hot.

Jill: It was until Woody Allen showed up.

Lill: *Raises eyebrows*

Jill: He played chess with Brad while I plucked wild flowers. I think there was also a gnome following us…

Lill: Wow, gnomes are new. You really need to stop eating that funky cheese while watching those hipster indie films.

Jill: No kidding, I think the combination is rotting my brain.

Lill: On the contrary, dreams involving Woody Allen and chess may indicate your subconscious mind is evolving from its usual occupation with sex and shopping.

Jill: Why are we friends again?

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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