Lill: How was your walk?
Jill: Pleasant, but I forgot my glasses. Oh, I also ran into Mr. Kaplinsky – he had a new kitten with him.
Lill: A nice old man is our Mr. Kaplinsky – totally senile, but generally lovely.
Jill: *Eyes widen slowly* Shit, shit, shit!! Where are my glasses, I have to get back outside!
Lill: Why, what’s wrong?!
Jill: It was a squirrel!