Lill: How was your walk?

Jill: Pleasant, but I forgot my glasses. Oh, I also ran into Mr. Kaplinsky – he had a new kitten with him.

Lill: A nice old man is our Mr. Kaplinsky – totally senile, but generally lovely.

Jill: *Eyes widen slowly* Shit, shit, shit!! Where are my glasses, I have to get back outside!

Lill: Why, what’s wrong?!

Jill: It was a squirrel!

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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