Jill: I have a confession to make.
Jill: I deleted last week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries from the PVR.
Lill: Wha…why? What the hell were you thinking?! It’s a solid preternatural-based TV show that rescued me from the long and debilitating grief following Buffy’s departure – and this is the hottest season yet!
Jill: We’re in our late twenties Lill, we shouldn’t be watching bad teen drama’s anymore.
Lill: Pfff…says you! I’ll have you know that VD is the highest rated show on the CW which hardly classifies it as ‘bad’. Besides, most of the actors are closer to our age and technically they’re vampires, therefore already hundreds of years older.
Jill: *Crosses arms* And still I’m not convinced.
Lill: *Cocks eyebrow* So does this mean you’re giving up Gossip Girl then?
Jill: Ah…well…gee…um the Valentine’s Day episode is this week…
Lill: Right – ‘Hi there Pot, I’m your good buddy Kettle!’