Lill: Hey Jill, can you help me with this budget proposal?
Jill: Sure, but why are you asking me?
Lill: You were a champion Mathlete in high school and have a degree in economics.
Jill: True, but I’m also the girl who just spent $800.00 on a new pair of Louboutin’s, leaving enough dinner cash for a cantaloupe.
Lill: Point taken – oh and I just ate your cantaloupe.