Jill: Hey, where have you been?

Lill: *Rubs eyes* Argh, trapped in the elevator with three women who likely witnessed its invention. Between the floral patterned outfits reminiscent of a bad LSD trip and enough pink lipstick to put Avon out of business, I think it was the cloying scent of ‘Death by Gardenia’ that had me nearly passing out.

Jill: Well, we’re always talking about spending more time with our elders.

Lill: Right now I need to spend more time with Gerard Butler half-naked and killing things.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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