*Jill arrives home from a date*
Lill: Hey, how did it go?
Jill: Well seeing as it’s 9:30 and I’m looking at you in your fabulous Sailor Moon pajamas eating peanut butter on a spoon rather than a charming and handsome man about to seduce me, how do you think?
Lill: I can be charming and seductive *closes eyes and slowly licks spoon*
Jill: *Sigh* Can I trade you in for a gerbil?