Lill: I’m thinking of starting a cooking blog.
Jill: *Snorts* YOU a foodie? Lill, what you do to food cannot be described as cooking – you burn everything you touch.
Lill: Hmph, that may be true but the blogosphere masses may be interested in the various ways and means I accomplish said burning. Cooking is an art dearest Jill and I, being ever obtuse, am more of a Picasso than a Renoir.
Jill: Picasso? Really Lill? What’s the last meal you made?
Lill: Leftover cake frosting on burnt toast.
Jill: *Sigh* This is overly eccentric, even for you…
Lill: That’s Foodcentric…and what do you think of the title, ‘Gastronomical Genius!’?…Wait, where are you going?