Lill: What are you doing?
Lill: Wha..? Seriously?
Jill: Yes, Lillian. I am attempting to establish a creative outlet.
Lill: How is this possible? You have to be hipster-girl, hippie-mom or my grandma to knit…and besides, you’re not cool enough.
Jill: I’m totally cool enough to knit!
Lill: Nope, you’re more of a macrame kind of girl or maybe cushion embroidery.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* …Says the girl whose claim to craft fame involves macaroni.
Lill: My macaroni art is GLORIOUS.
Jill: Particularly when spray-painted gold.
Lill: It’s the small details only true Crafties like myself appreciate.