Jill: Last night I dreamed that Mr. Darcy and Brad Pitt were dueling for my affections.


Jill: I know, I know, judge later – just go with me here.

Lill: *Sigh* K, what happened?

Jill: Darcy seemed to have better fencing skills, but Brad had better thighs.

Lill: So who won?

Jill: I don’t know, I was staring at the thighs, and then Jemima Rooper punched me.

Lill: She would too.

Jill: When I came to I was alone.

Lill: Thighs gone too?

Jill: Yep.

Lill: Hmm…wanna go watch the national team rowers practice after work?

Jill: Yes please.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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