Jill: So Alfie’s visiting this weekend…

Lill: Yes Jill.

Jill: Is he staying the whole weekend?

Lill: Yes Jill.

Jill: So, like Friday to Sunday then?

Lill: Yes Jill.

Jill: Do you have any special plans for him?

Lill: Yes Jill.

Jill: Oh, hmm…can I come along?

Lill: No Jill.

Jill: Why not?!

Lill: Because he’s my baby brother and you’re acting like the jaguar about to strike the antelope.

Jill: He’s 24, a lifeguard and volunteer firefighter with good teeth and clean clothes – he’s man candy Lillian…don’t deny me.

Lill: No Jill.

Jill: *Grumble* Seriously Lill, why the hell not? I’m not buying this over-protective big sister crap…

Lill: Fine…he’s booked – Friday night he’s taking Sarah to the movies and Saturday he’s going out with Monica.

Jill: *Eyes wide* Explain Lillian.

Lill: *Sigh* I borrowed Sarah’s car last month and Monica’s getting a promotion, leaving her fabulous corner office vacant…

Jill: *Crosses arms*

Lill: I’m pimping out the man candy to clear some debts and get ahead, so shoot me!

Jill: Tranquilizer, BB or paintball?

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. can i have him after he’s done with Monica and Sarah? I’ll take a number after Lill of course lol

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