Lill: What are you reading?
Jill: A Sookie Stackhouse novel.
Lill: Who’s she sleeping with in this one?
Jill: Hard to tell…I think tall, blonde and Nordic.
Lill: How is it possible for one seemingly average woman to be adored by so many delicious men? The whole idea must break some kind of law that balances the universe.
Jill: She’s got jacked-up faerie blood and wears hot pants to work…maybe you should become a waitress.
Lill: …and lose the luxury of our two bedroom apartment, hot plate and futon my Junior analyst position affords? Are you CRAZY!