Jill: Want to go for a walk in the park?
Lill: On a Saturday morning? Are you insane? There couldn’t be a worse time to take a walk – especially in the park.
Jill: It’s a lovely day – what could possibly deter you?
Lill: It’s the other park-goers – the runners make me feel fat, the lovers lonely, the children barren, and the homeless hopeless.
Lill: Where are you going?
Jill: Back to bed…