Jill: Want to go for a walk in the park?

Lill: On a Saturday morning? Are you insane? There couldn’t be a worse time to take a walk – especially in the park.

Jill: It’s a lovely day – what could possibly deter you?

Lill: It’s the other park-goers – the runners make me feel fat, the lovers lonely, the children barren, and the homeless hopeless.

Jill: *Sniffle*

Lill: Where are you going?

Jill: Back to bed…

Lill: Attagirl.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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