Jill: Must of been some date; I didn’t hear you come in last night.

Lill: That’s because I got in this morning.

Jill: *Mock gasp* Lillian! You let your date have his dirty wicked way with you? How could you think so little of your virtue?

Lill: Seeing as it was I who had my dirty wicked way with him, the preservation of my virtue really wasn’t a variable in the decision-making process…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. hahahah I’m in love with Lill’s straight-talk sarcastic comebacks. You two remind me of the sitcom “Two broke girls”…but way better obviously.

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