Jill: Must of been some date; I didn’t hear you come in last night.
Lill: That’s because I got in this morning.
Jill: *Mock gasp* Lillian! You let your date have his dirty wicked way with you? How could you think so little of your virtue?
Lill: Seeing as it was I who had my dirty wicked way with him, the preservation of my virtue really wasn’t a variable in the decision-making process…