Jill: I’ve decided to go tobogganing, wanna come?

Lill: *Raises eyebrows* You do realize women our age don’t actually go tobogganing unless it’s with a child right?

Jill: We’re not that old Lill, and I still have the sled I brought on our First year ski trip.

Lill: Jillian, the 28 year old female body is not meant to endure the rugged terrain of the toboggan hill…

Jill: Pfff…maybe not yours, but I’m in fabulous shape and the hill is made of fluffy snow. Besides, my sled is sure to absorb the larger shocks. You’re missing out…I’ll be back in an hour or so.

Lill: Okie dokie…(I give her 20 minutes)…

*23 minutes later*

Jill: Ugh…

Lill: Was the snow just as fluffy as you remember?

Jill: Ugh…was forsaken by fluff and attacked by vicious ice boulders instead…

Lill: Where’s your sled?

Jill: Ugh…Gave it to the children laughing at me…

Lill: Drew a crowd did you?

Jill: Ugh…The kids wanted to watch the crazy old woman go down the section of hill they affectionately call ‘Ice Death Alley’…

Lill: *Snigger* I’m sorry I missed you’re short-lived but hugely successful career as a daredevil.

Jill: Thanks for the sympathy…If anyone calls I’ll be in a vat of A535 with a bottle of Scotch.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. Mary-Ann Komarensky says:

    Love that A535! Keeps me going as well as Salon Pas!

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