Jill: Hey Lill, what do you think of my new dress?

Lill: …Is it made of multiple sequins or just one really big one?

Jill: My mini is fabulous, and I feel like a little flash and bling tonight.

Lill: Do you also feel like triggering seizures in your fellow club-goers, because that’s also likely to happen tonight…

Jill: You should not be judging me on blingage – need we revisit the outfit worn to Nicky Carson’s birthday party three years ago?

Lill: I only wore it once and it wasn’t my fault…

Jill: So the Bedazzler attacked your dress on its own then?

Lill: *Sob* There were so many rhinestones, so many studs just waiting to bedazzle me.

Jill:  There was more bedazzle than dress Lill…

Lill: *Sigh* I know, it’s cool – I’m in recovery and can honestly say I haven’t Bedazzled in over 1200 days…

Jill: *Tsk Tsk* Judge not, lest ye be judged dear Lillian.

Lill: You still look like a disco ball with breasts…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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