Jill: Me, Janie, and Mel are driving out to Wyatt’s Farm for the weekend – you interested in coming with?
Lill: As much as I’d like to play, ‘Sex in the Country’ with you three, I have more enticing plans.
Jill: Pfff…I wouldn’t classify playing two straight days of Magic Cards with Darren as ‘enticing’.
Lill: Well, it’s better than getting hemorrhoids from horseback riding and blisters from bad square dancing.
Jill: It’s a special ‘Singles Weekend’ Lill – there’s got to be at least some worthy candidates…
Lill: I stand by my choice. Have fun rolling in the hay with ‘Mitch the Cowboy’ who you know in reality is actually ‘Kevin the Target cart-boy’.
Jill: *Sigh* You really know how to burst a girl’s cowboy bubble don’t you?
Lill: *Cough* Yee-haw.