Jill: Me, Janie, and Mel are driving out to Wyatt’s Farm for the weekend – you interested in coming with?

Lill: As much as I’d like to play, ‘Sex in the Country’ with you three, I have more enticing plans.

Jill: Pfff…I wouldn’t classify playing two straight days of Magic Cards with Darren as ‘enticing’.

Lill: Well, it’s better than getting hemorrhoids from horseback riding and blisters from bad square dancing.

Jill: It’s a special ‘Singles Weekend’ Lill – there’s got to be at least some worthy candidates…

Lill: I stand by my choice. Have fun rolling in the hay with ‘Mitch the Cowboy’ who you know in reality is actually ‘Kevin the Target cart-boy’.

Jill: *Sigh* You really know how to burst a girl’s cowboy bubble don’t you?

Lill: *Cough* Yee-haw.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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