Jill: Morning Lill! Want to go to Henry’s for breakfast?
Lill: *Grumble* Henry’s is too chichi for a Saturday morning fry-up; their coffee is $5.00 a cup and I’d have to wear a dress.
Jill: Well forgive me for wanting more than Folgers and cheap bacon – and would it really be so bad not wearing jeans and a hoodie for a change?
Lill: *Gasp* I couldn’t possibly…no, no Jill, you ask too much.
Jill: *Sigh* I’ll never understand your desire to look homeless on your days off…
Lill: There’s an idea! Why don’t we go to Henry’s early and I’ll stand outside collecting donated change from our city’s kindhearted denizens?
Jill: *Sigh* Some days I wonder why I even bother…