Lill: Why is it that no matter how ass-kickingly hot the female protagonist featured in much of our beloved chick lit is, she always has the ‘hotter’ friend? Why can’t the friend ever be frump girl?
Jill: Oh there are plenty of female leads that are hotter than their literary BFFs.
Lill: Of course you’d think that, you are the hot friend.
Jill: Pff…I’m sure you’re wrong about this Lill…
Lill: Uh-huh…give me an example then.
Lill: *Raises eyebrows*
Jill: *Sigh* Would it appease you if I cut my hair and gained 50 pounds?
Lill: I’ll get the scissors and Krispy Kremes!