Lill: So how did the visit with your mom go?

Jill: It’s amazing; in the time it takes to brew and drink two cups of coffee she managed to helpfully remind me that I’m getting old, am still pathetically single, likely becoming more barren by the day, and live in an uninspired shoebox with my ‘eccentric friend Lillian’ who is probably responsible for issues #2 and #4. She conveniently left me a pamphlet on oocyte cryopreservation and her mechanic’s phone number…

Lill: *Snigger* So it went well then! And seeing as your car is in perfect working condition, I gather the latter left-behind was a recommended solution to #2?

Jill: *Sigh* …

Lill: Wow, the well must really be running dry if your mom’s suggesting tradesmen…

Jill: She ran out of lawyers and doctors last year.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. ranton2011 says:

    Freezing your eggs and the number of a mechanic. So GLAD I have sons. So very glad! :)!

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