Jill: I always enjoy watching the Oscars red carpet pre-show.
Lill: *Raises eyebrows*
Jill: It somehow comforts me that no matter how rich and famous these women get, they still have all the potential to make themselves look ridiculous.
Lill: Gwyneth’s cape?
Lill: Emma’s head-eating monster bow?
Lill: J.Lo’s drag-queen ensemble?
Lill: Natalie Portman’s…
Lill: Bitch just had a baby too…
Jill: So unfair. Wanna go back to J.Lo?
Lill: Yes please.