Jill: I always enjoy watching the Oscars red carpet pre-show.

Lill: *Raises eyebrows*

Jill: It somehow comforts me that no matter how rich and famous these women get, they still have all the potential to make themselves look ridiculous.

Lill: Gwyneth’s cape?

Jill: Uh-huh.

Lill: Emma’s head-eating monster bow?

Jill: Definitely.

Lill: J.Lo’s drag-queen ensemble?

Jill: Obviously.

Lill: Natalie Portman’s…

Jill: *Sigh*

Lill: Bitch just had a baby too…

Jill: So unfair. Wanna go back to J.Lo?

Lill: Yes please.

About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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  1. ranton2011 says:

    Just wanted you ladies to know, I have been pimping you out on Facebook. Sharing your wit and wisdom.

    • Cheers! We hope no one unfriends you for this – if they do, Jill and I will send them baby goats 🙂 …L

      • ranton2011 says:

        Send them to my sister, she is a flat-lander but a southerner now-and she has goats-I know one is named Elvis-I think there is a Pricilla. She did break an ankle pretty bad taking them for a walk-they just had to put it all back together with some hardware. So SHE breaks bones and blows cheerios out of her nose. I haven’t broken many bones-and NEVER blew any food out of a Nostril. She got the looks and the talents. Bitch. :)!

      • Lol, goats to sister gotcha – And PS, bionic limbs are cool! …J

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