Lill: Hey, what are you reading?
Jill: Betty and Veronica.
Lill: *Raises eyebrows*
Jill: Don’t you dare judge me – I love these girls and their impossible 17 year-old figures…
Lill: I will judge Jillian, someone needs to after 70 years – One’s got OCD over a flakey redhead and the other is a debutante megalomaniac…the only reasonable character is Jughead and he’s been suffering from a chronic eating disorder since 1941, likely from enduring over seven decades with such an unfortunate nickname.
Jill: Pfff…I’ve seen you reading them Lillian – don’t pretend you don’t harbour some sense of nostalgia for the Riverdale gang.
Lill: *Sniff* I read them for Josie and the Pussycats.
Jill: Mmm, Alan M…