*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: Do people not say ‘ass-wipe’ anymore when referring to someone exhibiting stupid, idiotic and/or contemptible behaviour?
Jill: *Sigh* I’m working on our branch budget Lill, can we defer this vernacular crisis until tonight?
Lill: This is SERIOUS Jillian! As we speak I’m searching through the urban dictionary to find out what the hell happened.
Jill: I’ll tell you what happened; we’re old Lill and as such no longer speak the language of today’s youth.
Lill: DOUCHEBAG!!! I found it! That’s what replaced ass-wipe!
Jill: Hanging up now…
Lill: This is GREAT! I’m going to march right up to that intern that stink eyes me every morning and give him an education on the evolution of urban slang.
Jill: Young whippersnappers need to respect the vulgarities of their demented elders…
Lill: Damn straight.