*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: Do people not say ‘ass-wipe’ anymore when referring to someone exhibiting stupid, idiotic and/or contemptible behaviour?

Jill: *Sigh* I’m working on our branch budget Lill, can we defer this vernacular crisis until tonight?

Lill: This is SERIOUS Jillian! As we speak I’m searching through the urban dictionary to find out what the hell happened.

Jill: I’ll tell you what happened; we’re old Lill and as such no longer speak the language of today’s youth.

Lill: DOUCHEBAG!!! I found it! That’s what replaced ass-wipe!

Jill: Hanging up now…

Lill: This is GREAT! I’m going to march right up to that intern that stink eyes me every morning and give him an education on the evolution of urban slang.

Jill: Young whippersnappers need to respect the vulgarities of their demented elders…

Lill: Damn straight.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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