Jill: I have a confession to make.
Lill: Are you sure you want to go down this road before coffee Jillian? I’m notoriously critical and prone to involuntary acts of violence before caffeine returns to my bloodstream…
Jill: No, you need to hear this now.
Lill: You’re frightening me Jill – did I mention the involuntary acts of violence?
Jill: *Wince*…I signed us up for a spinning class.
Lill: *Sigh* Look, I know you’re anxious to get into this whole Pinterest movement, but I have absolutely no desire to engage in textile manufacturing.