Jill: The kitchen tap is leaking.
Lill: Hmm…what should we do?
Jill: Well, we could call the Super…
Lill: John? Pfff…you’ll have three kids, an extra 25 pounds, and debilitating monthly mortgage payments by the time he got up here.
Jill: Hmm…well we are intelligent and resourceful people with the ability to think critically when solving problems…
Lill: Very true.
Jill: …And I’m sure with the internet to assist we can make a proactive attempt at this repair.
Jill: After all, we’re modern, strong, able-bodied women who can do anything we put our minds to!
Lill: Sing it sister.
Jill: We’ll get that tap fixed and be damn proud of it!
Lill: Absolutely! …Yellow pages then?
Jill: I’ll get the phone…