Jill: The kitchen tap is leaking.

Lill: Hmm…what should we do?

Jill: Well, we could call the Super…

Lill: John? Pfff…you’ll have three kids, an extra 25 pounds, and debilitating monthly mortgage payments by the time he got up here.

Jill: Hmm…well we are intelligent and resourceful people with the ability to think critically when solving problems…

Lill: Very true.

Jill: …And I’m sure with the internet to assist we can make a proactive attempt at this repair.

Lill: Definitely.

Jill: After all, we’re modern, strong, able-bodied women who can do anything we put our minds to!

Lill: Sing it sister.

Jill: We’ll get that tap fixed and be damn proud of it!

Lill: Absolutely! …Yellow pages then?

Jill: I’ll get the phone…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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