Lill: I have a confession to make.

Jill: What happened?

Lill: Erm…laundry mishap – Your red sweater got mixed in with my warm wash…

Jill: *Sigh* How bad is it?

Lill: Well, it’s sure to now show 20% more boobage and 35% more midriff…

Jill: …hmm…interesting…

Lill: Yes, I thought your inner skank would be pleased.

Jill: Can you wash my new pair of black skinny’s? Might as well finish the outfit.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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