Jill: *Sniff* Mmm…something smells good – what are you cooking?

Lill: Nothing.

Jill: Then why does it smell like Schezuan in here?

Lill: Hmm…my guess would be the compost bin.

Jill: We don’t have a compost bin Lillian…

Lill: Erm…then the container under the sink is…

Jill: *Sigh* …Used for pre-soaking my underthings.

Lill: Heh, at least your panties are all edible,

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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