Jill: *Sniff* Mmm…something smells good – what are you cooking?
Jill: Then why does it smell like Schezuan in here?
Lill: Hmm…my guess would be the compost bin.
Jill: We don’t have a compost bin Lillian…
Lill: Erm…then the container under the sink is…
Jill: *Sigh* …Used for pre-soaking my underthings.
Lill: Heh, at least your panties are all edible,