Jill: Let me have the remote, figure skating is on.
Lill: *Sigh* But we just finished watching gymnastics.
Jill: They’re different sports Lill and the fact that I’ve found a Saturday where both are televised is absolutely fabulous.
Lill: *Grumble* I feel like I’ve been watching a bad soap opera all afternoon: the dramatic tension is palpable, the women are gorgeous and catty, the men are beautiful with undetermined sexual preferences, and everyone is in lycra…
Jill: And it’s on for 5 more hours!!