Lill: There’s no room in the hall closet, what the hell is a parka doing in here?
Jill: I bought it in November, and don’t you dare touch it – it cost me over $400.00.
Lill: Jillian, have you even touched it? The temperature here barely drops below freezing making me question why you bought the goose down, fur lined monstrosity in the first place?
Jill: Parkas are very trendy Lillian – it’s stylish and warm. I make a statement by simply owning one even if I haven’t been able to wear it much.
Lill: Yeah…you make a statement alright – the same one made by guys wearing Axe body spray and popped collars…