Jill: I just spent over $40 on teas.
Lill: *Raises eyebrows* Are they laced with crystal meth?
Jill: They’re delightful Lillian – I got Crème Caramel, Amaretto, Dulce and Banana, and Strawberry Ginger.
Lill: *Throws arms in the air* Argh! I’ll never understand how herbal tea manufacturers effectively entice people to buy something that seems edible but in fact can only flavour a drink. They are alcohol, sugar, fat and caffeine-free thereby rendering them a beverage without any worth or palatable value. You essentially spent over $40 for flavoured water which I could have procured for you with a 25 cent pack of Kool-Aid.
Jill: Yes but Kool-Aid doesn’t come in pretty little tins with gingham ribbon and tags…