Jill: Ugh, another calendar just arrived in the mail. Why do charitable organizations feel the need to spend my donated money on mass produced calendars with recycled photos of endangered pandas/starving children/cancer survivors? Do they honestly think people want to be reminded of these things?
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* I believe the rationale is to note your kind act and to offer thanks…Besides, everybody needs a calendar Jillian; how else would you remember those notable but often forgotten holidays such as Salami Day, Assistance Dog Day, and my personal favourite, Root Canal Appreciation day?
Jill: *Crosses arms* How informative, thank you Lillian. Now what do you propose I do with calendar number 6?
Lill: Bathroom – that’s the last calendar-free room in the apartment.
Jill: *Sigh* I guess that’s fitting…this one has puppies and kittens on it.
Lill: Heh, at least we won’t run out of dates anytime soon…