Jill: Ugh, another calendar just arrived in the mail. Why do charitable organizations feel the need to spend my donated money on mass produced calendars with recycled photos of endangered pandas/starving children/cancer survivors? Do they honestly think people want to be reminded of these things?

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* I believe the rationale is to note your kind act and to offer thanks…Besides, everybody needs a calendar Jillian; how else would you remember those notable but often forgotten holidays such as Salami Day, Assistance Dog Day, and my personal favourite, Root Canal Appreciation day?

Jill: *Crosses arms* How informative, thank you Lillian. Now what do you propose I do with calendar number 6?

Lill: Bathroom – that’s the last calendar-free room in the apartment.

Jill: *Sigh* I guess that’s fitting…this one has puppies and kittens on it.

Lill: Heh, at least we won’t run out of dates anytime soon…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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