Jill: I’m heading out to the market, do you want anything?

Lill: I want cupcakes Jillian – not the fancies that look amazing but taste like recycled cardboard and glue, but real melt-in-your-mouth, stick-to-your-thighs cupcakes.

Jill: *Raises eyebrows*

Lill: I want the kind made with a five pound bag of icing sugar where the frosting is white and fluffy and the cake is soft and spongy; the kind that lasts two weeks after their end of shelf date; the kind in a resealable plastic tray sold in the supermarket bakery; the kind popular at children’s birthday parties; the kind that are topped with delicious morsels of sugar confetti…

Jill: Having a rough week are we?

Lill: How could you tell?

Jill: Your requests for confectionery are not usually made with such detail – it’s obvious the ask was premeditated.

Lill: *Sigh* They’ve been calling to me since Wednesday…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. Cakes McCain says:

    I hear/feel your pain… I would give a kidney for a ‘McCain cake’ right now, I’d take a fork and just eat it out of the tin-foil tray. (and ya. that’s where my name comes from 😉

    • Yes! We actually thought of you while posting this one – I have an affinity for the chocolate Deep ‘N Delicious (usually at 3am after far too much vodka) …L

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