Lill: So you have a date tonight…

Jill: Yes Lill.

Lill: With my baby brother

Jill: Yes Lill.

Lill: Hmph…and you’re wearing that…

Jill: Yes Lill.

Lill: *Crosses arms* I suppose you’ll get drinks…

Jill: Yes Lill.

Lill: *Grumble* And dance…

Jill: Yes Lill.

Lill: *Sigh* So there’s no talking you out of this then…

Jill: No Lill.

Lill: What if I told you that in the summer of ’93 he ate turtle poop?

Jill: He looks like a GQ poster boy, teaches children to swim and voluntarily saves people from burning buildings…it’s going to take a lot more than turtle shit to stop me Lillian.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. OMG!!!! YES! Jill’s finally going out with Lill’s hot brother!!!

    I’m expecting a report on this. In the usual Lill/Jill format.

    Also, who didn’t eat turtle shit when they were kids….right? Don’t look at me.

  2. ranton2011 says:

    Make his pants burn! :)! But then put out the fire! ;)! It would take more then the poop…

    • Excellent plan 😉 …J

      • ranton2011 says:

        Its always best to have a plan, and a backup-if necessary! I am curious though how one would come to ingest turtle poop-but its kinda one of those things that should remain a life mystery, like where the lost sock REALLY ends up.

      • Lol, the story went something like ‘little boy plays with found turtle; turtle freaks out and craps on little boy’s hands; little boy runs home to eat lunch, fails to wash up and the inevitable happens…’ At a loss with the sock problem though …J

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