Lill: I’m heading out to Stacie’s baby shower now – see you later tonight.

Jill: Wait, what did you get for a gift?

Lill: *Snigger* I think you’ll be impressed by my ingenuity…

Jill: *Looks in the gift bag* Vodka?! And…are those cat toys Lillian?

Lill: What?! I’m being forced to partake in the agonizing ritual of the modern baby shower complete with games, favours and ‘snacky foods’ – you honestly expect me to endure the afternoon sober? And in terms of my gift selections, what else can you get that’s colourful, small, shiny, and fluffy for under five bucks?

Jill: *Sigh* At least you took the catnip out…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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