Lill: Is there a reason Jessica Simpson’s naked body is in the news today?

Jill: She’s a pregnant celebrity about to pop and has opted to mark the occasion by presenting ‘artistic’ photos of herself to the public.

Lill: *Eyes widen* Oh yes, it makes perfect sense that we be interested in a celebutard’s ability to procreate rather than the domestic issues and international affairs that actually impact our lives…after all, her hair looks so pretty…


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

12 responses »

  1. lol I saw that nude photo of her and seriously contemplated in my Friday Chronicles. Unfortunately, Snooki and her juice monkey stole the “completly pointless and classless” section of my news segment.

    • LOL Yes, of course – no contest there…though I think it’s possible they make our Jessica’s spread less tacky.
      Oh Jersey Shore, how you’ve changed the world…*sigh* I don’t think we’ll ever fully recover…J

  2. sorry, the previous comment is riddled with grammatical and spelling errors. My fat fingers somehow hit the post button while I screamed in horror.

  3. ranton2011 says:

    Celebutard! I think that I know have a favorite word! :)!

  4. ranton2011 says:

    My god, you are good.

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