*Sunday night + Box of wine*
Lill: *Hic* Hey Jill, I’ve been thinking about something…really deep thoughts…
Jill: No, no you haven’t been thinking Lillian, you’ve been drinking cheap wine from a box – this is something that in fact inhibits deep thinking.
Lill: *Hic* Lies…Seriously, I had an epiphany this morning – hear me out.
Jill: *Sigh* Fine, I’m not likely to remember tomorrow anyways.
Lill: *Slurring words* K, get THIS…Folgers might call it an ‘aroma seal’, but a lid is still a lid…
Jill: How are you not published yet?
Lill: *Giggle* *Hic*