Jill: Hey, I picked up some risotto from Bernelli’s on the way home, do you want some?
Lill: *Raises eyebrows* You paid $25 for rice?
Jill: Hmph, there’s more than rice in here – it’s a seafood medley.
Lill: First, fish are not melodic Jillian, and second, I’m sure I could produce the same thing for under five dollars with a package of Uncle Ben’s and a can of tuna.
Jill: *Crosses arms* You’re just hostile because my dinner doesn’t fall into one of your Nutella, dried sausage, or poutine food groups.
Lill: I’m ‘hostile’ because you and millions of others have been duped by the trickery of sneaky Italians and the exorbitant prices they’ve managed to charge for simple rice.
Jill: *Sigh* Just try it Lillian – I think you’ll find there’s nothing simple about it…
*Lill grudgingly takes a spoonful*
Lill: *Eyes widen* Oh…my…god…It’s creamy (nom)…and light (nom)…and oh so savory (nom)… and…CAN WE BUY THIS IN BULK?!