Jill: Hey, I picked up some risotto from Bernelli’s on the way home, do you want some?

Lill: *Raises eyebrows* You paid $25 for rice?

Jill: Hmph, there’s more than rice in here – it’s a seafood medley.

Lill: First, fish are not melodic Jillian, and second, I’m sure I could produce the same thing for under five dollars with a package of Uncle Ben’s and a can of tuna.

Jill: *Crosses arms* You’re just hostile because my dinner doesn’t fall into one of your Nutella, dried sausage, or poutine food groups.

Lill: I’m ‘hostile’ because you and millions of others have been duped by the trickery of sneaky Italians and the exorbitant prices they’ve managed to charge for simple rice.

Jill: *Sigh* Just try it Lillian – I think you’ll find there’s nothing simple about it…

*Lill grudgingly takes a spoonful*

Lill: *Eyes widen* Oh…my…god…It’s creamy (nom)…and light (nom)…and oh so savory (nom)… and…CAN WE BUY THIS IN BULK?!


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

13 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    When I imagine “seafood medley” for some reason I picture singing fish with dancing lobsters.

  2. Happy Runner says:

    I couldn’t read anymore after you mentioned poutine… Sigh…. Oh poutine. Maybe the Maple Leaf pub has poutine on their menu? Need to go and find out…

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