Jill: *Shudder* That weird old man from the first floor was chatting me up in the laundry room again.
Lill: Ah, the blossoming of love over the bleaching of whites – how romantical.
Jill: Ugh, I’m not opposed to dating older men but I draw the line at dating old men…at least until my 30’s…
Lill: I dunno Jill, he still has his original hair and teeth and seems to live quite comfortably on his pension – you might be acting hasty in your rejection.
Jill: *Snigger* I thought you’d say that, which is why I took the liberty of passing along your number.
Lill: *Eyes widen*
Jill: *Enormous grin* He was chatting me up alright…but it was all about you Lillian dear.