Lill: I’m off to visit Darren – back in a bit.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* This is the third time this week…something you want to share Lillian?
Lill: Pff…Darren?! Seriously Jill? You went there?
Jill: Well, you’ve been spending a lot of time together – and it can’t be just his game console and collection of Magic cards…
Lill: *Sputtering* No Jillian, just…no – In the first place, you’re suggesting romantic involvement with someone I have repeatedly slaughtered at Halo AND Grand Theft Auto, rendering any emotional or physical attachment completely implausible, and secondly, Darren has an affinity for small Asian women, of which I am neither.
Jill: Fine, then what is it?
Lill: *Shuffles feet* Hot Rods and Caramel Corn.
Jill: *Blank stare* …Hot Rods and Caramel Corn? So you’re using him for his selection of snack foods?
Lill: The man buys them in bulk Jillian – how can I possibly resist?!