Lill: I’m off to visit Darren – back in a bit.

Jill: *Raises eyebrows* This is the third time this week…something you want to share Lillian?

Lill: Pff…Darren?! Seriously Jill? You went there?

Jill: Well, you’ve been spending a lot of time together – and it can’t be just his game console and collection of Magic cards…

Lill: *Sputtering* No Jillian, just…no – In the first place, you’re suggesting romantic involvement with someone I have repeatedly slaughtered at Halo AND Grand Theft Auto, rendering any emotional or physical attachment completely implausible, and secondly, Darren has an affinity for small Asian women, of which I am neither.

Jill: Fine, then what is it?

Lill: *Shuffles feet* Hot Rods and Caramel Corn.

Jill: *Blank stare* …Hot Rods and Caramel Corn? So you’re using him for his selection of snack foods?

Lill: The man buys them in bulk Jillian – how can I possibly resist?!


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

3 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    I knew it! Women are EVIL!!! That’s where all my junk food has gone! You guys come in the night and devour it whilst I am distracted!! NO MORE!!! I’m changing my hiding place!

    Don’t ask the dog, for she speaks only Yiddish!

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