Jill: What are your plans for tonight?
Lill: I’ve got a hot date.
Jill: Seriously? But you’re wearing your ‘staying in and slothing’ sweatpants…
Lill: It’s called The Sims Jillian, and I’ve only got to go on one more date with ‘Bradley’ before we can consummate our relationship.
Jill: Wow…virtual sex via pixelated characters.
Lill: I know right? SO much better than a real date.
Jill: *Sigh* At least one of us is going to get some tonight…