*Lill arrives home*

Lill: Wow, you can always tell when it’s garbage day three blocks over…

Jill: Oh right – that posh area of our hood with the gilded gates and a 2.5 million entrance fee…how so?

Lill: The homeless dude on the corner’s purse is nicer than mine.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

3 responses »

  1. Cakes McCain says:

    hahaha!! You two should get out in black, with a couple of belaclavas over your heads and roll him.

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    And look…..they eat better than me too.

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