Jill: There’s nothing in the house so I’m running out to Le Delice to get us some breakfast.

Lill: You mean you don’t want the leftover mango chutney on stale crackers I was hoping to prepare?

Jill: *Shudder* I’m good – what do you want: chocolate croissant, danish, muffin or bagel?

Lill: Yes.

Jill: *Sigh* Choose Lillian…

Lill: *Whine* But I can’t…it’s an impossible list of options to choose from – the balance between sweet and savory, pastry, cake and dough, and chocolate and jam is why breakfast was created. Asking me to mess with this is like taking the trees from the forest or the carrot from a snowman – it alters the essence of each at a fundamental level…I’d be crazy to even try…

Jill: Crazy…yes, that comes to mind…

Lill: Oh and get some chicken pies and sausage rolls while you’re at it – might as well get started on lunch!

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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