Lill: Didn’t you date a leprechaun once?

Jill: *Sigh* His 5’6″ only seemed small because I’m an amazon…

Lill: Oh right…

Jill: Much good it did me – his ‘pot of gold’ ended up being a direct line to his mother’s purse.

Lill: At least your feet healed from wearing so many flats.

Jill: Yeah, but my back started acting up from bending down so much.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Not all of the vertically lacking are leprechauns. True leprechauns always nake sure you’re smiling. Just sayin’.

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