Lill: You were late last night – what happened?

Jill: *Giggle* I was stuck in our elevator with five lovely gay men.

Lill: *Raises eyebrows*

Jill: Seriously, this happened…

Lill: …I take it everyone remained calm?

Jill: Oh yes! They were quite enthused about the prospect of being rescued by fireman and the opportunity to pre-drink in an elevator.

Lill: *Eyes widen* Firemen you say?

Jill: Sadly in the end they weren’t required – John the Super got us out after 45 minutes.

Lill: How disappointing…

Jill: *Sigh* Tears were shed amongst raspberry coolers.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. ranton2011 says:

    Ahh, a male in uniform. ANY uniform. Even the Good Humor man gets me warm. Perhaps not as warm as a fireman but uniform yummmmmm… Maybe I have a thing for authority figures? “Paging Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud”

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