Lill: You were late last night – what happened?
Jill: *Giggle* I was stuck in our elevator with five lovely gay men.
Lill: *Raises eyebrows*
Jill: Seriously, this happened…
Lill: …I take it everyone remained calm?
Jill: Oh yes! They were quite enthused about the prospect of being rescued by fireman and the opportunity to pre-drink in an elevator.
Lill: *Eyes widen* Firemen you say?
Jill: Sadly in the end they weren’t required – John the Super got us out after 45 minutes.
Lill: How disappointing…
Jill: *Sigh* Tears were shed amongst raspberry coolers.