Jill: What are you watching?

Lill: The Godfather.

Jill: Oh right! The 40th anniversary of its release is this week – should we write a post about it?

Lill: I dunno, make me an offer I can’t refuse…

Jill: How about something riddled with violence?

Lill: I don’t like violence, Jill. I’m a businesswoman. Blood is a big expense…

Jill: What if we wrote it in Italian?

Lill: If it’s a Sicilian message, it means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes…

Jill: *Sigh* Enough with you Don Lilleone, I’m going to get a snack.

Lill: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli...

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

7 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    And no kissing Fredo!!

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    I will grant you a favor on dis de day of my daughter’s wedding!

  3. Lorraine Gouland says:

    No, no take the gun, leave the cannelloni, surely?

    • NEVER a good idea to have a firearm in the house with Lillian around…In fact I had to confiscate a water pistol last summer (she sleepwalks and we live in a VERY busy building)…J

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