Lill: *Clap clap*

Muffled cursing

Lill: *Clap clap*

Muffled cursing

Jill: Lillian…what are you doing?

Lill: *Clap clap*

Muffled cursing

Lill: Mr. Parker just installed ‘The Clapper’ in his living room…


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

7 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    You both would DEFINITELY be dangerous in my neck of the woods. You’re antics would definitely be preceded by “Hey ya’ll… THIS!” Most probably followed by an explosion of the deepest, darkest, vulgar profanities (not to mention the numerous bruises, lacerations, fractures and lesions).

    And, of course, the requisite cold beer to numb the after effects.

    (btw, this is the usual scenario of the people living one block over from me. EVERY weekend).

    • Yikes! It sounds like a deranged type of Fight Club – Mr. Parker is far less aggressive, though the smells produced from his cooking could be considered threatening…L

      • Nowan Zen says:

        They are pretty much harmless, except to themselves. Good thing you haven’t tasted my cooking (or what I pass off as ‘cooking’). Which would also explain the multitude of take-away menus posted throughout the house.

      • We have a designated drawer and for some reason have at least five copies of each take-away menu (I should make hats)…I have trouble throwing them out like I won’t be able to find 7B Tai Dop Woey again…L

      • Nowan Zen says:

        There’s one place around here that apparently has caller ID. I call and when the guy answers all he says is “Ordah on way. Pay man at door! 13.95 plus tip. You TIP this time!”

      • LOL Win! How great would it be if you could deflect calls you don’t really want in this way? I would have a field day with Jillian’s mother 😀 …L

      • Nowan Zen says:

        You didn’t just bash Jill’s Mom! :O

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