Jill: I have a confession to make.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow*
Jill: I threw out your bathtub duckie stickers.
Lill: *Gasp* Jillian how could you? How do you expect me to take a bath now?
Jill: *Sigh* They were caked in hard water stains – I even tried running them through the dishwasher. I’m replacing them with a tub mat.
Lill: *Crosses arms* Spiders hide under tub mats Jillian, they are evil – and I’m not interested in fighting off Aragog and his minions while shaving. Just because my duckies are suffering from calcification-tub-plague does not mean you had any right to remove them – they are not lepers.
Jill: *Sigh* Ok…well what if I picked up a new pack of ducks then?
Lill: A multipack?
Lill: With different species?
Lill: That glow in the dark?
Jill: If I can find them…
Jill: *Grumble* It’s a good thing I left your Batman shower curtain.