*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: HOW IS IT ONLY THREE O’CLOCK?!
Jill: I’m actually doing work Lillian – I encourage you to do the same, you may find the hours pass more quickly.
Lill: You think reading every major national newspaper and surfing three international news websites in addition to eBay, PerezHilton and Slashdot isn’t work? Is it my fault that I can finish an 8 hour workday in 45 minutes? IS IT?!
Jill: *Sigh* Have you cleaned up your inbox?
Lill: It was clean on Monday…
Jill: Gone for lunch?
Lill: Four times and on two different floors…
Jill: Gone outside for a walk?
Lill: Reluctantly yes – but I only got as far as the hotdog vendor at the corner…
Jill: Maybe you should speak to your manager about increasing your workload.
Lill: You think I need more work?! But I’ve just been telling you how hard I’m already working!
Jill: *Sigh* Moments like these make me so very grateful we don’t share an employer – goodbye Lillian.
Lill: Wait! This call only took up four minutes!!