Lill: Jillian…where did you get that sweatshirt?

Jill: Erm…I’m borrowing it.

Lill: From whom?…

Jill: *Cough* Alfie…but he let me wear it when he stayed over a few weeks ago – it’s not like I stole it.

Lill: Right, which in reality means that you surreptitiously removed it from his belongings when he was in the shower and have been hiding it ever since.

Jill: *Crosses arms* I really don’t see the problem – he said it was ok.

Lill: No, of course not Alex Forrest – I’m sure you’re not burying your face in it every five minutes…

Jill: Nope.

Lill: Or sleeping with/in it at night…

Jill: Definitely not.

Lill: Or removing DNA to find out what your future babies will look like.

Jill: I would never.

Lill: So…you’re just borrowing it then.

Jill: Exactly.

Lill: Same goes for his pants I assume?


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Nothing says “stalker” like getting in his pants and staying there.

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