Lill: Jillian…where did you get that sweatshirt?
Jill: Erm…I’m borrowing it.
Lill: From whom?…
Jill: *Cough* Alfie…but he let me wear it when he stayed over a few weeks ago – it’s not like I stole it.
Lill: Right, which in reality means that you surreptitiously removed it from his belongings when he was in the shower and have been hiding it ever since.
Jill: *Crosses arms* I really don’t see the problem – he said it was ok.
Lill: No, of course not Alex Forrest – I’m sure you’re not burying your face in it every five minutes…
Lill: Or sleeping with/in it at night…
Jill: Definitely not.
Lill: Or removing DNA to find out what your future babies will look like.
Jill: I would never.
Lill: So…you’re just borrowing it then.
Lill: Same goes for his pants I assume?